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16 June 2013, 02:35 AM
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Think Before You Speak.
A bloke is in the checkout line at the Super Market, when he
notices that the rather dishy blond behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children ! His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I Shagg#d on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me, with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e. No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher.
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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17 June 2013, 08:32 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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17 June 2013, 09:59 PM
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Hahahahahaha!
seriously padi56 where did you get all of these from!
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19 June 2013, 12:27 PM
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19 June 2013, 04:40 PM
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Real Name: Alex
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Very funny
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20 June 2013, 03:28 AM
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 Too funny.
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20 June 2013, 04:15 AM
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Deny, deny, deny! I was not there! I do not know what you are talking about! I have plausible deniability!
 I read somewhere there are three ways to lie. 1 Tell a lie 2. Tell a partial truth. 3. Tell the truth is such away that no one believes you did it!  Great joke
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20 June 2013, 05:11 PM
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 She could have been both though!
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21 June 2013, 02:44 PM
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Does anyone really know what time it is? |
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