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padi56 · 25 June 2013, 01:51 AM

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my pen#s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it."

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can stuff another roll in my ars#."

cop414 · 25 June 2013, 06:47 AM

Good one!

FeelingTheBlues · 26 June 2013, 06:56 AM

MonBK · 26 June 2013, 06:59 AM

Hahaha..:)

mjclark32 · 26 June 2013, 07:25 AM

Hahahaha

brkanand · 26 June 2013, 10:55 AM

He he

Hairdude1 · 26 June 2013, 12:05 PM

Funny

Glenn422 · 26 June 2013, 06:44 PM

Hahaha! Good one!

swatty · 26 June 2013, 06:45 PM

Cru Jones · 26 June 2013, 11:37 PM

absurd, in a good way.

somatic · 27 June 2013, 04:58 AM

lmao

Sperry · 27 June 2013, 07:35 AM

Arg!!!!

Bangel · 27 June 2013, 04:50 PM

77T · 30 June 2013, 06:37 AM

Think I recall hearing this one before, but my memories of 3rd grade are a bit hazy

25 June 2013, 01:51 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Jacks Problem. Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my pen#s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment." Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants. His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can stuff another roll in my ars#." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 June 2013, 06:47 AM	#2
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26 June 2013, 06:56 AM	#3
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

26 June 2013, 07:25 AM	#5
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30 June 2013, 06:37 AM	#14
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,016	Think I recall hearing this one before, but my memories of 3rd grade are a bit hazy __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

26 June 2013, 06:59 AM	#4
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Hahaha..:)

26 June 2013, 10:55 AM	#6
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26 June 2013, 12:05 PM	#7
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26 June 2013, 06:44 PM	#8
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Cru Jones 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Paris, France Posts: 35,300	absurd, in a good way.

27 June 2013, 04:58 AM	#11
somatic Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Real Name: Jeff Location: Las Colinas, TX Watch: President Posts: 51	lmao

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