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padi56 · 14 July 2013, 11:18 PM

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.

"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."

The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.

"Yes, my son?" said the priest.

"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?"

"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.

"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"

"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."

"What's that, my son?"

"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

FeelingTheBlues · 14 July 2013, 11:21 PM

cop414 · 15 July 2013, 12:58 PM

Ewww, Peter that's gross...

padi56 · 15 July 2013, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cop414

Ewww, Peter that's gross...

I guess the guy was a bit of a w@nker.

SearChart · 15 July 2013, 08:30 PM

Bangel · 15 July 2013, 08:37 PM

77T · 15 July 2013, 11:08 PM

Hairdude1 · 17 July 2013, 05:32 PM

Cru Jones · 18 July 2013, 08:41 PM

ewwww....

mjclark32 · 19 July 2013, 09:12 AM

Hahahaha

Welshwatchman · 19 July 2013, 09:26 AM

I have visions of members hovering around the mouse around the "Report Thread" button ..... and then deciding, no.

figbo · 19 July 2013, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

I have visions of members hovering around the mouse around the "Report Thread" button ..... and then deciding, no.

I did,no answer though.

porschejeff · 19 July 2013, 12:36 PM

southtexas · 6 August 2013, 12:43 PM

Haha wow that's terrible.

TSW · 14 August 2013, 06:11 AM

:)

cecilia · 14 August 2013, 06:33 AM

14 July 2013, 11:18 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Saving It Up. A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married." The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father." About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest. "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then." "And what was that, my son?" "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man. "That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?" "Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem." "What's that, my son?" "Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

14 July 2013, 11:21 PM	#2
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15 July 2013, 12:58 PM	#3
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,242	Ewww, Peter that's gross... __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

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19 July 2013, 09:12 AM	#10
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19 July 2013, 09:26 AM	#11
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6 August 2013, 12:43 PM	#14
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