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padi56 · 28 July 2013, 10:27 PM

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Ah memories of my tender years when I took pride in my ability to p!ss and hit a jam-jar at fourteen paces, perched on my backyard fence.

Now I can barely hit the toilet bowl standing almost touching...I seem to be suffering from the dreaded age related "piddle wobble".A degrading condition which seems to make my poor willie incapable of judging distance or direction. Thus directing my stream every which way but "centre forward" one of the drawbacks of getting mature in age I suppose.

Now, I drop my strides and sit down...it's safer.

Please...don't take the piss !

Padi

cop414 · 29 July 2013, 05:19 AM

77T · 30 July 2013, 08:59 PM

In that case Peter, don't trust yer farts either...

Bangel · 2 August 2013, 10:17 PM

Hmmm... You must be more mature in age than me Peter!

GerardoG · 4 August 2013, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 77T

In that case Peter, don't trust yer farts either...

28 July 2013, 10:27 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Memories . Ah memories of my tender years when I took pride in my ability to p!ss and hit a jam-jar at fourteen paces, perched on my backyard fence. Now I can barely hit the toilet bowl standing almost touching...I seem to be suffering from the dreaded age related "piddle wobble".A degrading condition which seems to make my poor willie incapable of judging distance or direction. Thus directing my stream every which way but "centre forward" one of the drawbacks of getting mature in age I suppose. Now, I drop my strides and sit down...it's safer. Please...don't take the piss ! Padi __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

29 July 2013, 05:19 AM	#2
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30 July 2013, 08:59 PM	#3
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,016	In that case Peter, don't trust yer farts either... __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

2 August 2013, 10:17 PM	#4
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Hmmm... You must be more mature in age than me Peter!

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