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padi56 · 31 July 2013, 02:32 AM

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in
the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The
bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.

The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the
Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being
cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we
can come back tomorrow."

"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We
have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss
the stupid stone."

"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone
who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."

"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.

"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
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teqp · 31 July 2013, 04:21 AM

mjclark32 · 31 July 2013, 04:36 AM

Hahahaha

FeelingTheBlues · 31 July 2013, 06:27 AM

cop414 · 31 July 2013, 09:48 AM

Hairdude1 · 31 July 2013, 01:50 PM

Nice

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jatco · 6 August 2013, 03:45 AM

another good one...!!

z32turbo · 8 August 2013, 11:27 PM

31 July 2013, 02:32 AM	#1
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31 July 2013, 04:36 AM	#3
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31 July 2013, 06:27 AM	#4
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31 July 2013, 09:48 AM	#5
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31 July 2013, 04:21 AM	#2
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