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jatco · 8 November 2013, 03:56 AM

Why men are deep thinkers...........
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “nothing”. The
reason I said that instead of saying “just thinking” is because she would
have said “about what?”. At that point I would have to explain that men are
deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to more questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: “Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts?” Women always maintain that giving birth is
way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful
than having a baby.

Here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice
to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a man say, "You know, I think I would like
another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer!

MonBK · 8 November 2013, 04:06 AM

Hahaha...:)

dysondiver · 8 November 2013, 04:08 AM

words of wisdom indeed

1675-David · 8 November 2013, 04:45 AM

that made me gufaw!!

Psmith · 8 November 2013, 04:45 AM

cop414 · 8 November 2013, 05:53 AM

Good one Thomas!!

elcompa · 8 November 2013, 06:24 AM

Copied and sent out to friends. Tnx for the laugh!

jatco · 8 November 2013, 07:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cop414

Good one Thomas!!

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..Jannet sent me that.. and I just Roared...!!!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elcompa

Copied and sent out to friends. Tnx for the laugh!

You're most welcome.. It just hit me the Right way....

Rebel · 8 November 2013, 07:59 AM

Wisdom has spoken. True wisdom.

Foxy1 · 8 November 2013, 10:45 AM

So So true

swatty · 8 November 2013, 10:50 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 8 November 2013, 12:03 PM

brkanand · 8 November 2013, 12:11 PM

Ha ha. Good one. By the way, drinking beer makes one go nuts!

jatco · 8 November 2013, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brkanand

Ha ha. Good one. By the way, drinking beer makes one go nuts!

...Along with other beverages of the same...(ilk).. !!

Hairdude1 · 8 November 2013, 01:08 PM

GeraldJ19 · 9 November 2013, 11:16 PM

Hahaha...awesome perspective

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77T · 10 November 2013, 12:41 PM

Cru Jones · 14 November 2013, 08:42 PM

:-)

vitalsignsrn · 15 November 2013, 04:31 PM

Right on..LOL

Bangel · 22 November 2013, 08:38 PM

Hard to argue with that logic!

GerardoG · 23 November 2013, 04:02 AM

Bravo!!!!!

AstroBoy · 28 November 2013, 01:58 AM

LOL ! is that really you Mr. Thomas?

siuhen · 28 November 2013, 04:18 AM

Bigkev · 29 November 2013, 08:55 AM

That's Good!

JohnAndrew · 29 November 2013, 09:11 AM

8 November 2013, 03:56 AM	#1
jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,524	Why Men are Deep Thinkers.... Why men are deep thinkers........... . . I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “nothing”. The reason I said that instead of saying “just thinking” is because she would have said “about what?”. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to more questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: “Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?” Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby. Here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a man say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer! Attached Images __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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