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Old 21 November 2013, 05:52 PM   #1
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Rub it out...

Employee : Sir, you called me?
Boss : Yes, go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins), done sir!
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir!
Boss : Do it once more.
Employee : Now I don't have the stamina for it, sir!
Boss : Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.

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Old 21 November 2013, 06:03 PM   #2
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Old 21 November 2013, 09:21 PM   #3
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Old 21 November 2013, 09:46 PM   #4
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Old 21 November 2013, 10:03 PM   #5
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Old 21 November 2013, 10:28 PM   #6
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Hahahaha
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Old 22 November 2013, 04:42 AM   #7
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Old 22 November 2013, 04:59 AM   #8
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Old 22 November 2013, 05:15 AM   #9
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Old 22 November 2013, 03:23 PM   #10
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Old 22 November 2013, 03:31 PM   #11
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Old 22 November 2013, 04:17 PM   #12
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Old 22 November 2013, 08:04 PM   #13
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Old 27 November 2013, 03:03 PM   #14
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