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Old 19 February 2008, 11:18 AM   #1
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Only For The Ugly

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
> Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
> because of the grief they have experienced.
>
> They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want
> to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second
> one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap
> of His fingers and the wish is granted.
>
> This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
> is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When
> there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing
> his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his
> wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly
> again."
>
> NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
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Old 19 February 2008, 11:30 AM   #2
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Old 19 February 2008, 11:31 AM   #3
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Old 20 February 2008, 04:17 AM   #6
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Old 3 March 2008, 01:14 AM   #8
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