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Old 29 September 2014, 11:10 PM   #1
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Cock

A priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, "Who has a cock?"... All the men got up. 
"No, i meant who has seen a cock?".... All the women got up. 
"No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"... 
Half the women got up. "Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?"... All the nuns got up... and the priest fainted.... 
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Old 29 September 2014, 11:18 PM   #2
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Old 30 September 2014, 12:18 AM   #3
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Very good :)

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Old 30 September 2014, 12:25 AM   #4
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Old 30 September 2014, 12:32 AM   #5
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Lol! Good one!
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Old 30 September 2014, 12:56 AM   #6
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Old 30 September 2014, 07:37 AM   #7
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Old 30 September 2014, 08:05 AM   #8
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Old 30 September 2014, 12:07 PM   #9
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Old 30 September 2014, 02:39 PM   #10
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Old 1 October 2014, 11:57 AM   #11
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Old 1 October 2014, 10:26 PM   #12
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Old 2 October 2014, 09:46 PM   #13
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Hi!
This joke gave me a happy start of the day...!

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Old 3 October 2014, 11:46 AM   #14
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Old 3 October 2014, 04:46 PM   #15
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Old 10 October 2014, 03:13 AM   #16
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Old 14 October 2014, 03:43 PM   #17
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Old 25 October 2014, 05:33 AM   #19
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