Jocke!!!!!! Did you do it!?!?!?!?!??

[TheVTCGuy]

O-M-G!!!!!! I just heard some very disturbing news on the E channel.... Please... Everyone give me a moment, I need to compose myself...

Ahem... As some of you know, my future wife (destined to be ex wife, as all my wives tend to end up) ... The love of my life.... Is Nicole Curtis, of the TV show "Rehab addict." She, and I, have something very special together, and will make each other very very happy for years to come.

Of course, she doesn't know anything about this yet... But I FEEL, in my heart... It is bound to happen!!!!! People scoffed at my prediction, since I never actually MET the woman, but never the less! It is destiny!

IMAGINE my shock, learning on the webcast tonight... That Nicole... MY Nicole... Is pregnant with her second child and expecting ANY DAY NOW!!!!!!

Obviously, the child is not mine.... But I wonder.... Who could be the father!? JOCKE!!!!!!! JOCKE!!!!!!!!!!!

What have you to say for yourself my Swedish friend!?!?!?!? How... How COULD you!?!?!?

Still... Nic's and my love is undeniable.... We will make it through even this tough challenge....

I just had a horrible thought....

What if my future step-son looks like Jocke!?!?!?