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padi56 · 21 February 2006, 08:37 PM

Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant
Carry Out Menu
MEAT DISHES
1. Bol Oxs, (Hot Meat Balls)
2. Sur Kum Sihz, (Sausage Slices)
3. Hol Mein Kok, (Scrag end encased in ladyfingers)
4. Dik Sor, (Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder)
5. Eja Kul Lait, (Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce)
6. Rek Tum Blok, (Oversized baked sausage)
7. Long Dik, (Coq in van)
8. Yu Nux, (Meatballs extracted)
9. Veri Ti Rin, (Massive extrusion of forcemeat)

VEGETABLES
10. Wan Kin, (Bamboo shoots)
11. Pei Sof, (Chinese leaves)
12. Wot Kung Fu Dat, (Tossed salad)
13. Sik In Lu, (Sweet and sour hot sauce)
14. Pu Bik, (Young sprouts)
15. Du Reks, (Entre Coat)
16. Hoo Pong In Kar See, (Yellow rice with meat droppings)
17. Hoo Kum On Mat, (Thick white rice on ryebread)

SAUCES
18. Pei Sol, (Cantonese drippings)
19. Sei Men Drip, (Delicately flavoured white sauce)
20. Yu Kum, (Hot custard)
21. Tor Soff, (Hand-made thick white sauce)
22. Hu Lade Turd, (Brown sauce with nuts)
23. Fan Tom Ar Sol, (Invisible brown sauce without nuts)

SPECIALITIES
24. Lik Mein, (Plate of the day)
25. Fug Yu, (Chinese toast)
26. Munth Lei, (Popular dish of the period)
27. Kow Poo, (Savoury pan cakes)
28. Doggi Bag, (Chinese take away)
29. Ho Mo, (Sausage surprise)
30. Bo Gee, (Pick of the week)

DESSERTS
31. Vee Dee, (Spotted Dick)
32. Kum In Yu, (Cream Squirt)
33. Yu Pong, (Crap suzette)
34. Kum Lots, (Extra portion of cream)
35. Ars Pik, (Chocolate fingers)
36. Hoo Shat in Fann, (Chocolate spread all over)
37. Or Jee, (Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins)
38. Es Kie Mo Kum, (Frosted banana cream)
39. Tu Tun On Goo Lies, (Crushed Nuts)
40. Wun Hung Lo, (Mixed nuts)
41. Tu Brik Smak, (Puree of nuts)
42. Di Rere, (Chinese afters in aromatic sauce)
43. Hu Pong, (Chinese snifters)
44. Kwik Wank, (Cream slice)

BEVERAGES
45. Yu Rine, (Jasmine Tea)
46. Wob Li Tit, (Milk Shake)

Chopsticks extra.

mailman · 21 February 2006, 08:48 PM

ralphieralph · 21 February 2006, 11:19 PM

JJ Irani · 22 February 2006, 03:30 AM

Next time I take Zemina out for Chinese, I'll know what to say....and what NOT to say!!

C.J. · 22 February 2006, 05:52 AM

padi56 · 22 February 2006, 08:00 PM

chenx15 · 5 October 2009, 05:29 AM

Padi you should have your own joke section!

steelers · 5 October 2009, 12:01 PM

limbo · 5 October 2009, 02:34 PM

idk01 · 5 October 2009, 03:58 PM

Too many number to avoid there

padi56 · 5 October 2009, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chenx15

Padi you should have your own joke section!

I did this is it these Jokes dateback to when forum was first started 2005

Lion · 6 October 2009, 12:37 AM

Very good!!!

marshallr47 · 9 October 2009, 03:15 AM

TSW · 22 July 2011, 10:38 AM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 03:00 PM

johnbeth · 22 July 2011, 03:02 PM

21 February 2006, 08:37 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Chinese Menu. Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant Carry Out Menu MEAT DISHES 1. Bol Oxs, (Hot Meat Balls) 2. Sur Kum Sihz, (Sausage Slices) 3. Hol Mein Kok, (Scrag end encased in ladyfingers) 4. Dik Sor, (Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder) 5. Eja Kul Lait, (Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce) 6. Rek Tum Blok, (Oversized baked sausage) 7. Long Dik, (Coq in van) 8. Yu Nux, (Meatballs extracted) 9. Veri Ti Rin, (Massive extrusion of forcemeat) VEGETABLES 10. Wan Kin, (Bamboo shoots) 11. Pei Sof, (Chinese leaves) 12. Wot Kung Fu Dat, (Tossed salad) 13. Sik In Lu, (Sweet and sour hot sauce) 14. Pu Bik, (Young sprouts) 15. Du Reks, (Entre Coat) 16. Hoo Pong In Kar See, (Yellow rice with meat droppings) 17. Hoo Kum On Mat, (Thick white rice on ryebread) SAUCES 18. Pei Sol, (Cantonese drippings) 19. Sei Men Drip, (Delicately flavoured white sauce) 20. Yu Kum, (Hot custard) 21. Tor Soff, (Hand-made thick white sauce) 22. Hu Lade Turd, (Brown sauce with nuts) 23. Fan Tom Ar Sol, (Invisible brown sauce without nuts) SPECIALITIES 24. Lik Mein, (Plate of the day) 25. Fug Yu, (Chinese toast) 26. Munth Lei, (Popular dish of the period) 27. Kow Poo, (Savoury pan cakes) 28. Doggi Bag, (Chinese take away) 29. Ho Mo, (Sausage surprise) 30. Bo Gee, (Pick of the week) DESSERTS 31. Vee Dee, (Spotted Dick) 32. Kum In Yu, (Cream Squirt) 33. Yu Pong, (Crap suzette) 34. Kum Lots, (Extra portion of cream) 35. Ars Pik, (Chocolate fingers) 36. Hoo Shat in Fann, (Chocolate spread all over) 37. Or Jee, (Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins) 38. Es Kie Mo Kum, (Frosted banana cream) 39. Tu Tun On Goo Lies, (Crushed Nuts) 40. Wun Hung Lo, (Mixed nuts) 41. Tu Brik Smak, (Puree of nuts) 42. Di Rere, (Chinese afters in aromatic sauce) 43. Hu Pong, (Chinese snifters) 44. Kwik Wank, (Cream slice) BEVERAGES 45. Yu Rine, (Jasmine Tea) 46. Wob Li Tit, (Milk Shake) Chopsticks extra. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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