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padi56 · 23 February 2006, 10:20 PM

A Huge 300lb. woman walks in to a tattoo shop and asks the artist, "Sir could you do a tattoo of Iron Mike Tyson on this leg?" "And another of Mohamed Ali on this leg?"

"Sure I think I can do that just come on back and have a seat." A couple hours later the man gets finished up and shows the woman the final product.

The woman takes a look at the tattoo for a while and says, "well sir we have a problem, this doesn’t look like Iron Mike Tyson and this sure as hell doesn’t look like Mohamed Ali."

The man sits and thinks for a second and says to himself, "man I sure as hell don't want to get into a fight with this 300lb. woman"...he sits for a little longer and comes up with a solution.

He tells the woman "OK here's the deal, you go out side and the first person you see I want you to ask them if that tattoo looks like Tyson and if that one looks like Ali."

So the woman agrees and walks outside to this drunk man walking down the street, she approaches the man pulls up her skirt and asks him, "Sir does this look anything like Iron Mike Tyson to you?"

Takes a drink of his wine and says (in a drunk voice) "naw sure don't."

Woman: Well OK now, "does this look anything like Mohamad Ali to you?"

Taking another sip he says nope that sure don't, but you see that one in the middle that looks just like Don King..

AJC · 23 February 2006, 10:25 PM

dman · 24 February 2006, 12:46 AM

JJ Irani · 24 February 2006, 03:05 AM

GR8 way to start up my Friday!!

C.J. · 24 February 2006, 04:34 AM

mailman · 24 February 2006, 10:24 AM

padi56 · 24 February 2006, 08:19 PM

chenx15 · 13 October 2009, 01:57 AM

Up you go

idk01 · 13 October 2009, 02:02 AM

Lion · 14 October 2009, 01:11 AM

Very good!!!

Brushpup · 14 October 2009, 01:17 AM

sexner · 14 October 2009, 05:04 AM

limbo · 14 October 2009, 05:44 AM

alohanakoni · 14 October 2009, 05:45 AM

hahahaha

DDinc · 15 October 2009, 12:54 AM

good 1 :)

TSW · 22 July 2011, 05:50 AM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 04:23 PM

johnbeth · 22 July 2011, 04:38 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 12 October 2011, 01:16 PM

Chipmunk · 12 October 2011, 01:18 PM

figbo · 13 October 2011, 12:38 AM

I missed this joke.

Art 1 · 13 October 2011, 06:32 AM

23 February 2006, 10:20 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Boxing Tattoo's A Huge 300lb. woman walks in to a tattoo shop and asks the artist, "Sir could you do a tattoo of Iron Mike Tyson on this leg?" "And another of Mohamed Ali on this leg?" "Sure I think I can do that just come on back and have a seat." A couple hours later the man gets finished up and shows the woman the final product. The woman takes a look at the tattoo for a while and says, "well sir we have a problem, this doesn’t look like Iron Mike Tyson and this sure as hell doesn’t look like Mohamed Ali." The man sits and thinks for a second and says to himself, "man I sure as hell don't want to get into a fight with this 300lb. woman"...he sits for a little longer and comes up with a solution. He tells the woman "OK here's the deal, you go out side and the first person you see I want you to ask them if that tattoo looks like Tyson and if that one looks like Ali." So the woman agrees and walks outside to this drunk man walking down the street, she approaches the man pulls up her skirt and asks him, "Sir does this look anything like Iron Mike Tyson to you?" Takes a drink of his wine and says (in a drunk voice) "naw sure don't." Woman: Well OK now, "does this look anything like Mohamad Ali to you?" Taking another sip he says nope that sure don't, but you see that one in the middle that looks just like Don King.. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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