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Old 27 July 2008, 03:34 AM   #1
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I´m a little depressed>>>>>>>
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....



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Old 27 July 2008, 03:51 AM   #2
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Did you tell you them that you know a guy in NZ who would do it
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Old 27 July 2008, 03:53 AM   #3
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Did you tell you them that you know a guy in NZ who would do it
Yes but thay ask for a guy with facehair.



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Old 27 July 2008, 03:57 AM   #4
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Yes but thay ask for a guy with facehair.



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You weren't around when he was too lazy to shave

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Old 27 July 2008, 04:08 AM   #5
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Old 27 July 2008, 04:13 AM   #6
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You weren't around when he was too lazy to shave

WOW, eyebrows too.

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Old 27 July 2008, 04:32 AM   #7
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Old 27 July 2008, 06:25 AM   #8
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....



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This is wrong on so many levels.. but Oh So Funny!!!!
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Old 27 July 2008, 06:34 AM   #9
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....



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Way too funny.
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Old 27 July 2008, 06:46 AM   #10
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P Dub, you forgot one important detail!

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Old 27 July 2008, 09:21 AM   #11
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YOu guys are killin me!!!! That made me LOL!!!!!!!
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Old 27 July 2008, 09:40 AM   #12
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Old 27 July 2008, 11:49 AM   #13
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Great!! HuH! Mofo Tosser. Great !!
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Old 27 July 2008, 12:27 PM   #14
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P Dub, you forgot one important detail!

Now how could I forget that

I can just hear him now..."Now how in the bloody hell did I get dragger into this?"*






























































































































































































































































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Old 27 July 2008, 12:28 PM   #15
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If they continue moving these services overseas as they have done that scenario may happen some day.
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Old 27 July 2008, 12:31 PM   #16
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Old 27 July 2008, 06:31 PM   #17
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Now which tosser stated up this silly thread?
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Old 27 July 2008, 06:57 PM   #18
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Now which tosser stated up this silly thread?
It was just silly me.

The goal was to show we have no problems to have fun when you are away for a few hours.

Unfortunately it was at your expense.

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Old 27 July 2008, 06:58 PM   #19
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It was just silly me.

The goal was to show we have no problems to have fun when you are away for a few hours.

Unfortunately it was at your expense.

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No worriees, buddy....I was away with the wifey watching and thoroughly enjoying "The Dark Knight!!"
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Old 27 July 2008, 07:03 PM   #20
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No worriees, buddy....I was away with the wifey watching and thoroughly enjoying "The Dark Knight!!"
What did that mean? Did you drop your glasses?

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Old 27 July 2008, 07:06 PM   #21
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What did that mean? Did you drop your glasses?

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Old 27 July 2008, 07:21 PM   #22
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