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29 June 2016, 05:09 PM | #1 |
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A trip to the chemist (work safe, child discretion)
The other day I went over to a nearby Chemist. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacist’s Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" As I'm a senior citizen...I guess the pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!" So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!" Well, I can never go back to that Chemist, but I really don't care though, because they aren'’t very friendly there anyway!
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Haha..:)
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30 June 2016, 10:59 AM | #7 |
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BAHAHAHA. That took a turn I wasn't expecting.
I thought it was going down the road, "tastes like bubble gum." Lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Good one Paul!
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