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Goodwatch · 16 August 2008, 05:38 AM

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable arsehole!" she screamed.

That's funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her too!"

JJ Irani · 16 August 2008, 06:12 AM

limbo · 16 August 2008, 06:50 AM

frostie · 16 August 2008, 07:29 AM

jasonbellevue · 16 August 2008, 02:13 PM

swatty · 16 August 2008, 08:32 PM

ROLEX MAN · 16 August 2008, 10:53 PM

Oh my!!!!

ratae1950 · 19 August 2008, 02:34 AM

16 August 2008, 05:38 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Just like the wife (PG) A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable arsehole!" she screamed. That's funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her too!" __________________ Member# 127

16 August 2008, 06:12 AM	#2
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