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Old 7 September 2016, 11:48 AM   #1
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My job interview...

I went for sales job interview yesterday.

The manager interviewing me handed me his laptop and said "I want you to try and sell this to me!"

I slipped the laptop under my arm, got up and walked out of the building heading home.

A few minutes later he breathlessly called me on my cell phone and said "bring it back here now!"

I said "sure, $200 and it's yours..."
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Old 7 September 2016, 11:51 AM   #2
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Old 7 September 2016, 11:55 AM   #3
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Old 7 September 2016, 01:25 PM   #4
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Old 7 September 2016, 03:50 PM   #5
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Old 7 September 2016, 06:45 PM   #6
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Old 7 September 2016, 06:57 PM   #7
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Good one..:)
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Old 7 September 2016, 07:40 PM   #8
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Old 7 September 2016, 08:47 PM   #9
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Old 7 September 2016, 10:17 PM   #10
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Old 8 September 2016, 12:08 AM   #11
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So did you get the job?


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Old 8 September 2016, 12:35 AM   #12
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Hahaha!! Fantastic!
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Old 8 September 2016, 12:49 AM   #13
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Old 8 September 2016, 03:48 AM   #14
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Old 9 September 2016, 04:05 AM   #15
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Old 15 September 2016, 02:54 AM   #16
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Old 15 September 2016, 04:47 AM   #17
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Old 16 September 2016, 03:10 AM   #18
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I might just have to try that on my next interview. Hopefully they will ask me to try and sell them something.
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Old 1 October 2016, 01:45 AM   #19
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Old 29 October 2016, 05:35 PM   #20
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Old 29 October 2016, 10:45 PM   #21
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Old 13 November 2016, 10:00 PM   #22
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Old 24 November 2016, 01:59 PM   #23
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You just got your self hired
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Old 24 December 2016, 01:09 PM   #24
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Old 7 January 2017, 02:25 AM   #25
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Old 10 January 2017, 02:08 AM   #26
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