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22 August 2008, 03:31 AM | #1 |
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The New CEO
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - "Pizza delivery guy".
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22 August 2008, 03:33 AM | #2 |
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What a cracker on a Friday morning!!
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22 August 2008, 04:11 AM | #3 |
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Agree. Even though it's only Thursday in this part of the world. I'll come back and view again tomorrow.
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22 August 2008, 05:08 AM | #4 |
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Excellent
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22 August 2008, 07:33 PM | #6 |
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23 August 2008, 03:22 AM | #7 |
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Right, JJ. Great for Friday morning!!
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23 August 2008, 08:59 AM | #8 |
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love good jokes!
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