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Old 23 August 2008, 09:39 AM   #1
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago, and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year: namely that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
'Hel-loooooo!!' (I told him). 'It's been a year!'

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up... he hasn't called back.

Probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate MY intelligence again!
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Old 23 August 2008, 09:57 AM   #2
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Old 23 August 2008, 10:13 AM   #3
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Old 23 August 2008, 10:25 AM   #4
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Old 24 August 2008, 05:50 AM   #5
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Old 24 August 2008, 06:17 AM   #6
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sounds like my wife............
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Old 25 August 2008, 01:02 AM   #8
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