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skydriver · 16 September 2016, 03:20 AM

Not sure if you have heard this, but here it goes.

A guys wife says she wants a boob job to make her boobs bigger and he asks her " how much will it cost?"

She says "$8000.00"

He says "that is too much money just so you can have bigger boobs"

She says "well I want them and you are going to pay for it"

He hands her a box of tissue and says " just rub these tissues between your boobs and see if they get bigger"

She says "how will rubbing tissue paper between my boobs make them bigger?"

He says "it worked on your ass!"

MonBK · 16 September 2016, 03:25 AM

:)

ralpie · 16 September 2016, 05:08 AM

I tooootally get the joke, but can somebody explain it so that I can see if you also get it?

swatty · 16 September 2016, 08:06 AM

BNA/LION · 16 September 2016, 08:09 AM

Hairdude1 · 16 September 2016, 10:33 AM

Ha!

Halothane · 16 September 2016, 10:45 AM

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SemperFi · 18 September 2016, 11:52 PM

Haha, good one.

brandrea · 19 September 2016, 12:21 AM

Dark · 19 September 2016, 06:15 AM

MonBK · 19 September 2016, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ralpie

I tooootally get the joke, but can somebody explain it so that I can see if you also get it?

Ruud Van Driver · 19 September 2016, 09:02 AM

amg55 · 20 September 2016, 02:19 PM

And that guy now can only eat liquid food :)

Audemars Piguet · 20 September 2016, 10:37 PM

brkanand · 1 October 2016, 01:42 AM

Hehe...good one!

Jim M · 1 October 2016, 02:27 AM

Excellent; and, kidnapped for no ransom!

raymz · 6 October 2016, 01:59 AM

hahahaha didn't see that one coming

htbilgic · 6 October 2016, 03:46 AM

Passionata · 6 October 2016, 04:04 AM

Lol

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RKTudor · 15 October 2016, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amg55

And that guy now can only eat liquid food :)

Hahaha

Rebel · 16 October 2016, 12:43 AM

Ouch.

jdt77 · 16 October 2016, 11:42 AM

That made me smile!!

BBL · 26 October 2016, 10:30 AM

Funny!! Maybe a cast iron skillet response?? hahhaaa

Touche on big butt in addition to twin peaks - with today's trend - $$$$$$$ for plastic surgeons.

Psmith · 29 October 2016, 10:00 PM

Sperry · 24 November 2016, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BNALION

I see what you did there

16 September 2016, 03:20 AM	#1
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