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MonBK · 29 October 2016, 09:32 PM

A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber.

"You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."

So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough?

Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"

Psmith · 29 October 2016, 09:58 PM

Hairdude1 · 30 October 2016, 07:59 AM

teqp · 30 October 2016, 09:01 AM

aekdb · 30 October 2016, 09:14 AM

cop414 · 30 October 2016, 09:38 AM

r8t3d_M · 30 October 2016, 10:21 AM

Haha!!

htbilgic · 30 October 2016, 11:06 AM

swatty · 8 December 2016, 07:43 AM

cpark · 8 December 2016, 12:30 PM

Lmao.

seand442 · 8 December 2016, 01:38 PM

SemperFi · 8 December 2016, 02:30 PM

bdex75 · 8 December 2016, 02:33 PM

Yes. Best one yet!!

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KrismanX · 17 December 2016, 11:07 AM

First time on this subforum... Definitely glad to be here.

29 October 2016, 09:32 PM	#1
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	A hard life A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber. "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar." So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad." So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"

29 October 2016, 09:58 PM	#2
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8 December 2016, 02:33 PM	#13
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