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BH13GMT · 4 November 2016, 07:11 PM

The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather
dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties
"May I help you sir?" she asked..

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else", said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000
a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds
and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man
calmly left..

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row,
as she was so expensive. There were no discounts.. The price was still
£5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been
with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, " Edinburgh .."

"Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I
was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person..."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain------

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

MonBK · 4 November 2016, 07:24 PM

Very good..:)

Andad · 4 November 2016, 08:41 PM

I have heard that one before but..........he was a Pome.

malarky_hk · 4 November 2016, 10:34 PM

Good one.

superstarmar · 4 November 2016, 11:05 PM

Awesome ...

Psmith · 5 November 2016, 12:41 AM

cop414 · 5 November 2016, 03:35 AM

Hairdude1 · 5 November 2016, 10:29 AM

htbilgic · 6 November 2016, 01:31 PM

haha!

swatty · 6 November 2016, 07:03 PM

Ruud Van Driver · 6 November 2016, 11:26 PM

BBL · 8 November 2016, 04:53 PM

Creativity delivery of assets! hahahahaa

Chegui07 · 13 November 2016, 09:46 PM

His the man

Chicagowatchs · 19 November 2016, 11:59 AM

Rofl

4 November 2016, 07:11 PM	#1
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	The Scottish Hooker (not rugby) The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties "May I help you sir?" she asked.. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. "No, I must see Valerie," he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts.. The price was still £5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, " Edinburgh .." "Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ." "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person..." The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain------ 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer. __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

4 November 2016, 08:41 PM	#3
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,533	I have heard that one before but..........he was a Pome. __________________ E

5 November 2016, 12:41 AM	#6
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5 November 2016, 10:29 AM	#8
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4 November 2016, 07:24 PM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Very good..:)

4 November 2016, 10:34 PM	#4
malarky_hk "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: ... Watch: Rolex Posts: 4,466	Good one.

4 November 2016, 11:05 PM	#5
superstarmar Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: In Motion Watch: my wrist presence Posts: 7,436	Awesome ...

6 November 2016, 01:31 PM	#9
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6 November 2016, 07:03 PM	#10
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6 November 2016, 11:26 PM	#11
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8 November 2016, 04:53 PM	#12
BBL "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Real Name: DM Location: USA Watch: DD-YG/DJ/Breitling Posts: 8,896	Creativity delivery of assets! hahahahaa

13 November 2016, 09:46 PM	#13
Chegui07 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Miami Watch: Rolex Submariner Posts: 6	His the man

19 November 2016, 11:59 AM	#14
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