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Old 17 November 2016, 06:53 AM   #1
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How to avoid scratch your crystal>>>

Use duct tape.

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Old 17 November 2016, 07:17 AM   #2
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How to avoid scratch your crystal>>>

Added bonus: wrist hair removal made easy.
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Old 17 November 2016, 07:21 AM   #3
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Waffle dial and plots.
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Old 17 November 2016, 07:21 AM   #4
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Added bonus: wrist hair removal made easy.
that's what I was thinking....ouch!
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Old 17 November 2016, 07:56 AM   #5
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That sure is an effective way to protect it
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Old 17 November 2016, 08:14 AM   #6
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IT WORKS, but I missed catching my train home !!!
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Old 17 November 2016, 08:36 AM   #7
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Chaps

From bitter experience the best way to avoid scratching your crystal is not to go spelunking.

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Old 17 November 2016, 11:33 AM   #8
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Old 17 November 2016, 11:34 AM   #9
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HAHA!

I hate that sticky residue that duct tape tends to leave. A pain to remove from any surface.
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Old 17 November 2016, 01:00 PM   #10
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Old 17 November 2016, 01:08 PM   #11
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Would like to see how you clean up the watch after peeling off the duck tape.
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Old 17 November 2016, 01:55 PM   #12
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ummmm.... why?
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Old 17 November 2016, 09:50 PM   #13
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Is it safe.........................
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Old 18 November 2016, 01:46 AM   #14
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Old 18 November 2016, 04:40 AM   #15
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BRILLIANT!!!
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Old 20 November 2016, 01:18 PM   #16
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Old 20 November 2016, 02:06 PM   #17
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This looks like the watch was kidnapped.
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Old 20 November 2016, 11:00 PM   #18
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Good one Jocke.
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Old 22 November 2016, 01:27 AM   #19
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genius :D
looks like you still need to unlock this item
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Old 22 November 2016, 06:41 AM   #20
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Use duct tape.

You've missed a trick there Boyo, no modern Rolex owner would use that.
It needs to be clear duct tape, the World needs to see the watch on your wrist otherwise what's the point.
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Old 27 November 2016, 06:04 AM   #21
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Old 30 November 2016, 05:33 AM   #22
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Nice one, you might as well just leave the watch in the box
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Old 30 November 2016, 06:17 AM   #23
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Old 8 December 2016, 05:05 AM   #24
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Lol, good one but you should have just left it in the box.
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