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ggmiller · 8 December 2016, 10:08 PM

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup, the doc asks how's he's feeling in general,
"I've never been better" boasted the old boy, "I've got an 18 year old bride that's pregnant and having my child, what do you think about that then"? He smirked.
The doctor thought for a moment then said,
"Let me tell you a story, I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter, never missed a season, but one day in his rush he picked up his umbrella instead of his gun as he raced out". The doctor continued,
"So there he was in the woods and he suddenly came face to face with a grizzly bear, he aimed his umbrella and squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened next"? Asked the doc,
Dumbfounded the old guy said, "No, what happened"?
The doc continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him"
"That's impossible" retorted the old guy,
"Someone else must have shot the bear"
"That's kind of what I'm getting at" said the doc.

superstarmar · 8 December 2016, 10:18 PM

awesome

cop414 · 8 December 2016, 10:18 PM

brandrea · 8 December 2016, 10:19 PM

awesome

locutus49 · 8 December 2016, 10:38 PM

They later arrested the 80 year old man. Charges were assault with a dead weapon.

MonBK · 8 December 2016, 11:40 PM

Hahaha..:)

Adamk · 9 December 2016, 04:22 AM

nice one

swatty · 9 December 2016, 10:07 AM

BNA/LION · 9 December 2016, 10:16 AM

Hairdude1 · 9 December 2016, 11:45 AM

Al1969 · 11 December 2016, 04:23 PM

htbilgic · 13 December 2016, 05:05 AM

mjclark32 · 13 December 2016, 05:16 AM

Hahaha

Psmith · 14 December 2016, 03:19 AM

KrismanX · 17 December 2016, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by locutus49

They later arrested the 80 year old man. Charges were assault with a dead weapon.

Ba-zing.

Dark · 19 December 2016, 05:16 AM

I can't get enough

HeartRolex · 19 December 2016, 05:53 AM

Way too funny!

Rebel · 19 December 2016, 07:06 AM

Good one.

strafer_kid · 20 December 2016, 12:40 AM

very good!

BBL · 12 January 2017, 08:20 PM

good one!! hahahaa

VICI · 14 January 2017, 04:35 AM

Lol

Lordofrolex · 14 January 2017, 04:43 AM

lol

Yuri.Popov · 14 January 2017, 06:35 AM

KenNethcole · 14 January 2017, 09:57 AM

DCgator · 14 January 2017, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by locutus49

They later arrested the 80 year old man. Charges were assault with a dead weapon.

Ouchy!! LOL....

jsg · 16 January 2017, 01:22 AM

yannis · 16 January 2017, 01:51 AM

hahaha good one!

8 December 2016, 10:08 PM	#1
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