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Old 11 September 2008, 11:31 AM   #1
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siamese twins

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we are joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.

The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers. Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year
and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country...
the history, the beer,the culture...'

Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. '
Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim?
We can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

So why keep going to England ?' asks the barkeeper.

It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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Old 11 September 2008, 11:32 AM   #2
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Old 11 September 2008, 11:48 AM   #3
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Rofl!
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Old 11 September 2008, 02:48 PM   #4
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Old 11 September 2008, 02:57 PM   #5
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oh boy... shoulda seen that one coming
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