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JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:10 PM

Well.....here ya go, TOSSERS and TOSSERETTES....and some GENTLEMEN TOSSERS too!!

Have fun!!

We start, naturally, with the biggest bastid tosser of them all....

1. JOCKE!!! (Your new President and CEO!!)

2. PAULIE (mailman) - second in command....the one bastid who keeps banning me all the time and let's me back on!!

3. BUBBA - another bloody king-sized tosser with just one thing on his mind.....ME!!

4. JIMBITS - great tosser material - enough said!!

5. FRANS (Goodwatch) - Hey, Dutchie.....you're numero five-o!!

6. ED (Rockrolex) - another bloody tosser - only TRFite who's received a bear hug from me!!

7. ALLAN (Prince) - our tosserdom days go back a very long, long way!!

8. ASTCELL (Robert) - his thread depicting "At JJ's House" never seems to end!!

9. BAPTISTMAN (Jon) - been a long time tosser!!

10. MARTIN (jdc) - the best of British tossers!!

Well, there you have it - your TOP TEN!!

And now.....

The Gentlemen Tossers!!

1. Uncle-AJ (Adrian) - always very subtle in his digs against me!!

2. Dan Pierce

3. Padi56 - we go back a long way!!

4. Steve (Lol-x) - the boss, but he still qualifies!!

5. James (Gedanken) - oh, oh......I think I see a ban coming on!!

6. Swatty (Peter) - one bastid gentleman from Sydney!!

7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser)

8. Daren (dman) - another very old tosser friend!!

9. Jasonbellevue (this guy manages to crack me up at all times!!)

10. Eddie (directioneng) - consider yourself lucky to find yourself in this honoured list!!

And now....

THE TOSSERETTES!!

1. Carolina

2. Lisa

3. Ashley

4. Mireyna

5. Karis

Love you all, guys!!

Well, that's it. Hope you all are finally satisfied!!

Cheers to all - JJ

BiG JeEzY · 11 September 2008, 07:14 PM

I thought you would be the biggest tosser of them all and be the President and CEO of the list JJ??

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:15 PM

I made it in the top 20

Thanks JJ , another great thread

JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiG JeEzY

I thought you would be the biggest tosser of them all and be the President and CEO of the list JJ??

I'm the god almighty of this list!! Only I can make it or break it!!

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I'm the god almighty of this list!! Only I can make it or break it!!

Uncle-AJ · 11 September 2008, 07:19 PM

I demand a recount.

JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I demand a recount.

Hey, ya ingrate....you're Numero Uno on the Gentlemen's list!!

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I demand a recount.

Adrian , you made the Gentleman list

JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swatty

Adrian , you made the Gentleman list

I just said that, ya tosser!!

Uncle-AJ · 11 September 2008, 07:28 PM

I know I made No. 1 on the gentleman's list..............that's why I want a recount.

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I just said that, ya tosser!!

We posted at the same time

GMTII Owner · 11 September 2008, 08:05 PM

Great list - how often are you going to update it?

John

pwrslider · 11 September 2008, 08:08 PM

.............and I waited for this!!! HA!

swatty · 11 September 2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwrslider

.............and I waited for this!!! HA!

jdc · 11 September 2008, 08:16 PM

To be anointed by the King of the Tossers is a rare privilege and honour JJ.

I look forward to my invite to the initiation ceremony at the Dolly the sheep ranch. I presume it will be behind the sheep dip. I will bring my ram horns if you can supply the stockings and suspenders. Looking forward to the tosser handshake

Toodle pip, see you in NZ

swatty · 11 September 2008, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdc

To be anointed by the King of the Tossers is a rare privilege and honour JJ.

I look forward to my invite to the initiation ceremony at the Dolly the sheep ranch. I presume it will be behind the sheep dip. I will bring my ram horns if you can supply the stockings and suspenders. Looking forward to the tosser handshake

Toodle pip, see you in NZ

Thats why you are on the list

Andad · 11 September 2008, 08:24 PM

I made 10th on the gentleman's list.

This is a SERIOUSLY flawed list.

I want the real JJ back NOW whoever you are.

Jimbits76 · 11 September 2008, 08:29 PM

Yay Number 4 on the list...just behind Bubba...as usual

J

Uncle-AJ · 11 September 2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I made 10th on the gentleman's list.

This is a SERIOUSLY flawed list.

I want the real JJ back NOW whoever you are.

Yes I wanted to be on the bad boys list, what a sham.

Jimbits76 · 11 September 2008, 08:44 PM

I can't believe I'm higher than that Dutch git!!!!!!

He's numero uno on Bitsy's Git list!!!!!!!!!!!

J

dman · 11 September 2008, 08:52 PM

TIMEOUT!!!

Who are you calling old? Ya fossil.

q

Carolina · 11 September 2008, 10:10 PM

I made the list!

Carolina · 11 September 2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I know I made No. 1 on the gentleman's list..............that's why I want a recount.

AJ, it's that dry British wit!

redshirt1957 · 11 September 2008, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I demand a recount.

JJ personifies the term "Hanging Chad".

redshirt1957 · 11 September 2008, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Yay Number 4 on the list...just behind Bubba...as usual

J

Hey cabbage head, you do not know the different between a quim and a packet; so I must ask.....how is the view.

.

Lisa · 11 September 2008, 10:22 PM

Made my day, JJ! We need to have T-shirts or baseball caps made!

Carolina · 11 September 2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

JJ personifies the term "Hanging Chad".

You must have a list of these cracks hidden somewhere, ready to use...

redshirt1957 · 11 September 2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Made my day, JJ! We need to have T-shirts or baseball caps made!

I vote for tube tops for the women and for Jim.

Jimbits76 · 11 September 2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Hey cabbage head, you do not know the different between a quim and a packet; so I must ask.....how is the view.

.

Reminds me of a still life class I once took...big purple grapes hanging over a pale white bowl!!!!!!

J

Rockrolex · 11 September 2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMTII Owner

Great list - how often are you going to update it?

John

Usually after he's done with his whole flock of sheep. It may take him another year before that happens.

11 September 2008, 07:10 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	At last....the long awaited TOSSER LIST!!! Well.....here ya go, TOSSERS and TOSSERETTES....and some GENTLEMEN TOSSERS too!! Have fun!! We start, naturally, with the biggest bastid tosser of them all.... 1. JOCKE!!! (Your new President and CEO!!) 2. PAULIE (mailman) - second in command....the one bastid who keeps banning me all the time and let's me back on!! 3. BUBBA - another bloody king-sized tosser with just one thing on his mind.....ME!! 4. JIMBITS - great tosser material - enough said!! 5. FRANS (Goodwatch) - Hey, Dutchie.....you're numero five-o!! 6. ED (Rockrolex) - another bloody tosser - only TRFite who's received a bear hug from me!! 7. ALLAN (Prince) - our tosserdom days go back a very long, long way!! 8. ASTCELL (Robert) - his thread depicting "At JJ's House" never seems to end!! 9. BAPTISTMAN (Jon) - been a long time tosser!! 10. MARTIN (jdc) - the best of British tossers!! Well, there you have it - your TOP TEN!! And now..... The Gentlemen Tossers!! 1. Uncle-AJ (Adrian) - always very subtle in his digs against me!! 2. Dan Pierce 3. Padi56 - we go back a long way!! 4. Steve (Lol-x) - the boss, but he still qualifies!! 5. James (Gedanken) - oh, oh......I think I see a ban coming on!! 6. Swatty (Peter) - one bastid gentleman from Sydney!! 7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser) 8. Daren (dman) - another very old tosser friend!! 9. Jasonbellevue (this guy manages to crack me up at all times!!) 10. Eddie (directioneng) - consider yourself lucky to find yourself in this honoured list!! And now.... THE TOSSERETTES!! 1. Carolina 2. Lisa 3. Ashley 4. Mireyna 5. Karis Love you all, guys!! Well, that's it. Hope you all are finally satisfied!! Cheers to all - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 September 2008, 07:14 PM	#2
BiG JeEzY "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Jerome Location: N. California Watch: GMT I/EXP II/DJ Posts: 3,351	I thought you would be the biggest tosser of them all and be the President and CEO of the list JJ?? __________________ -Rolex Explorer II Black dial 16570 (circa 2001) -Rolex GMT Master I Pepsi 1675 (circa 1978) -Rolex Datejust TT Champagne 16233 (circa 1991) -Vintage Longines Automatic La Grande Classique -Vintage Seiko 6138 Automatic Chronograph with "Kakume" Dial

11 September 2008, 07:19 PM	#6
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	I demand a recount. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

11 September 2008, 07:28 PM	#10
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	I know I made No. 1 on the gentleman's list..............that's why I want a recount. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

11 September 2008, 08:05 PM	#12
GMTII Owner "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: John Location: Nashville, TN Watch: S/S GMT Master IIc Posts: 1,210	Great list - how often are you going to update it? John __________________

11 September 2008, 07:15 PM	#3
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	I made it in the top 20 Thanks JJ , another great thread

11 September 2008, 08:08 PM	#13
pwrslider "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: SF BAY AREA CA Watch: 16710 Coke Posts: 3,047	.............and I waited for this!!! HA! __________________ Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03)

11 September 2008, 08:16 PM	#15
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	To be anointed by the King of the Tossers is a rare privilege and honour JJ. I look forward to my invite to the initiation ceremony at the Dolly the sheep ranch. I presume it will be behind the sheep dip. I will bring my ram horns if you can supply the stockings and suspenders. Looking forward to the tosser handshake Toodle pip, see you in NZ

11 September 2008, 08:24 PM	#17
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,533	I made 10th on the gentleman's list. This is a SERIOUSLY flawed list. I want the real JJ back NOW whoever you are. __________________ E

11 September 2008, 08:29 PM	#18
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Yay Number 4 on the list...just behind Bubba...as usual J

11 September 2008, 08:44 PM	#20
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	I can't believe I'm higher than that Dutch git!!!!!! He's numero uno on Bitsy's Git list!!!!!!!!!!! J

11 September 2008, 08:52 PM	#21
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	TIMEOUT!!! Who are you calling old? Ya fossil. q __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

11 September 2008, 10:10 PM	#22
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	I made the list! __________________ . .Member #5380 .

11 September 2008, 10:22 PM	#26
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Made my day, JJ! We need to have T-shirts or baseball caps made!

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