six degrees of blondes

[figbo]

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> FIRST DEGREE
> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
> the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
> listened a moment and said 'How should I know,
> that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
> The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I
> don't know,
> some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
>
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> SECOND DEGREE
> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
> compact on
> the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
> looks in the
> mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The
> second blonde
> says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her
> the compact.
> The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy,
> it's me!'
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> THIRD DEGREE
> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
> so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his
> apartment
> unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
> in the arms of a redhead.
> Well, the blonde is really angry.
> She opens her purse to take out the gun,
> and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
> She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
> The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
> The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
>
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> FOURTH DEGREE
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
> capitals.
> She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, I know all of t
> hem.'
> A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
> The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
>
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> FIFTH DEGREE
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
> was pregnant?
> 'Is it mine?'
>
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> SIXTH DEGREE
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
> her house
> ransacked and burglarized.
> She telephoned the police at once and reported the
> crime.
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
> and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to
> respond.
> As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on
> a leash,
> the blonde ran out on the porch,
> shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
> then sat down on the steps.
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
> 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
> I call the police for help, and what do they do?
> They send me a BLIND policeman.'

[SLS]

~Scott

[JJ Irani]

[Art161]

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[swatty]

[ROLEX MAN]

so true oh dear!

[ratae1950]

Rofl!

[eric23]

[jasonbellevue]

[Ashley]

I love it!

[Bisquitlips]

Sick!