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Old 1 January 2017, 03:43 AM   #1
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A tourist hearing sense

Sometimes you just hear what you want to hear.

At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said:
" Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight ".

I replied:
" Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable ..! "


A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."


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Old 2 January 2017, 03:14 PM   #2
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Old 4 January 2017, 09:16 AM   #3
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Old 5 January 2017, 05:11 AM   #5
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Old 10 January 2017, 02:10 AM   #7
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