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Punchthefatkid · 2 January 2017, 01:27 AM

2 monkeys in a bath and the first monkey say's "OoH..Ooh..OoH "

so the second monkey say's "Hey Buddy, if the waters too hot why don't ya' put a little cold in?"

hbbfam · 2 January 2017, 06:10 AM

Am I the only one who has no idea what this means?

El Cascarrabias · 2 January 2017, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hbbfam

Am I the only one who has no idea what this means?

Nope!

Must be British thing . . .

MonBK · 2 January 2017, 06:40 AM

Not a clue.

hsfrank · 2 January 2017, 09:08 AM

Huh ��*♀️?

Bluside · 2 January 2017, 09:23 AM

Wllnv19 · 2 January 2017, 09:27 AM

cop414 · 2 January 2017, 09:50 AM

no idea,,,

sleddog · 2 January 2017, 10:15 AM

malarky_hk · 2 January 2017, 03:13 PM

OoH..Ooh..OoH....clever....

Punchthefatkid · 2 January 2017, 04:13 PM

Ha! ha!...apologies guys if my British sense of humour doesn't travel well, and I know a jokes never funny if you have to explain it, but here goes just for the record...

Ok, so if someone was asked to do an impression of a monkey I'm guessing 99% of people would curl there arms around to form a circle shape so their hands were under their armpits and make a noise like a chimp i.e Uh! Uh! Uh! or Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (sorry its very difficult to find the letters to describe a chimp noise accurately)

So now if you re read the joke does it make any sense? (btw the arm/circle thing has nothing to do with the joke, that was just for effect while trying to describe a chimp noise)

No? Ok, sorry I won't post any more British jokes... :(

Andad · 2 January 2017, 04:33 PM

I thought Mon would have romped that one in.

Could be he is a deeper thinker than I thought.

Nah. I got nuthin'.

ohh! ooh! ooh!

Punch the fat kid.

Abdullah71601 · 2 January 2017, 05:04 PM

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana
shaped...

Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's
bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes...

Andad · 2 January 2017, 05:14 PM

Ooh. Ohh. Ohh.

Did Mon Liege massage you?

Le cliche et arrive nes't pas?

Abdullah71601 · 2 January 2017, 07:12 PM

Brother Maynard: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch,
saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to
tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the
lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast
cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then
thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be
reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine
foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Punchthefatkid · 2 January 2017, 07:16 PM

...and you guys said my British humour was strange...jeez!!!

Punchthefatkid · 2 January 2017, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah71601

Brother Maynard: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch,
saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to
tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the
lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast
cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then
thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be
reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine
foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abdullah71601

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana
shaped...

Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's
bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes...

Sorry, but this all just a bit weird..

MonBK · 2 January 2017, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punchthefatkid

Sorry, but this all just a bit weird..

You started it!

Punchthefatkid · 2 January 2017, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

You started it!

No mate - I told a joke... then someone went bizarre talking about tree sloths, fruit bats holy hand grenades

That's weird...

MonBK · 2 January 2017, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punchthefatkid

No mate - I told a joke... then someone went bizarre talking about tree sloths, fruit bats holy hand grenades

That's weird...

They make more sense then your joke.

Abdullah71601 · 2 January 2017, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punchthefatkid

No mate - I told a joke... then someone went bizarre talking about tree sloths, fruit bats holy hand grenades

That's weird...

A British comedy troupe named Monty Python had all that in their famous movie, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

As you were inclined to post an undecipherable British joke, with an equally undecipherable explanation, I added some classic British movie humor to the thread to pick up your slack.

Andad · 2 January 2017, 08:43 PM

Andad · 2 January 2017, 08:46 PM

SHUUUT UUUUP..

I'm Brian.....

and so is my wife

Punchthefatkid · 2 January 2017, 09:01 PM

Ok guys please accept my apologies - I am not familiar with that particular Monty sketch you quote.

I am a little embarrassed at my own ignorance..

hope to come across you guys again at some point in the future on this forum

enjoy the rest of your day :)

MonBK · 2 January 2017, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punchthefatkid

Ok guys please accept my apologies - I am not familiar with that particular Monty sketch you quote.

I am a little embarrassed at my own ignorance..

hope to come across you guys again at some point in the future on this forum

enjoy the rest of your day :)

kiss RJ · 2 January 2017, 10:16 PM

AzPaul · 3 January 2017, 01:13 AM

Great example of the violence inherent in the system

Hairdude1 · 4 January 2017, 09:17 AM

Lordofrolex · 4 January 2017, 09:22 AM

umm

sleddog · 4 January 2017, 09:22 AM

This has turned into great thread after all.... Who would have thought!

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Punchthefatkid "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Sheffield England Posts: 458	Ha! ha!...apologies guys if my British sense of humour doesn't travel well, and I know a jokes never funny if you have to explain it, but here goes just for the record... Ok, so if someone was asked to do an impression of a monkey I'm guessing 99% of people would curl there arms around to form a circle shape so their hands were under their armpits and make a noise like a chimp i.e Uh! Uh! Uh! or Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (sorry its very difficult to find the letters to describe a chimp noise accurately) So now if you re read the joke does it make any sense? (btw the arm/circle thing has nothing to do with the joke, that was just for effect while trying to describe a chimp noise) No? Ok, sorry I won't post any more British jokes... :(

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Abdullah71601 Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Calumet Harbor Watch: ing da Bears Posts: 13,568	Brother Maynard: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Punchthefatkid "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Sheffield England Posts: 458	...and you guys said my British humour was strange...jeez!!!

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Punchthefatkid "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Sheffield England Posts: 458	Ok guys please accept my apologies - I am not familiar with that particular Monty sketch you quote. I am a little embarrassed at my own ignorance.. hope to come across you guys again at some point in the future on this forum enjoy the rest of your day :)

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