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Old 31 October 2008, 05:18 PM   #1
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Wife is like TV

Wife is like TV,
Girlfriend is like Cellphone.

At home watch TV,
Go out, bring Cellphone.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change Cellphone.

Sometimes, enjoy TV,
but most of the time play with cellphone.

TV no fee but Cellphone, if you dont pay, the service gets terminated.
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Old 31 October 2008, 05:22 PM   #2
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Old 31 October 2008, 05:25 PM   #3
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Nuts!!
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Old 31 October 2008, 05:28 PM   #4
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Old 31 October 2008, 06:32 PM   #5
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No fee on the wife
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Old 31 October 2008, 10:07 PM   #6
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Wish she were like a TV, I could activate the mute button.
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Old 31 October 2008, 10:17 PM   #7
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My wife is just like TV. She gets turned-on with a click of a button.
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Old 31 October 2008, 10:22 PM   #8
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Old 1 November 2008, 06:20 AM   #9
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Old 1 November 2008, 09:14 AM   #10
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Old 1 November 2008, 10:10 AM   #11
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I keep my cell phone in my front pocket


Wife goes for the back pocket ( ie wallet)
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Old 1 November 2008, 11:12 AM   #12
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Old 1 November 2008, 02:35 PM   #13
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Sounds like you guys need this handy little device......
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Old 1 November 2008, 03:59 PM   #14
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Sounds like you guys need this handy little device......
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Old 1 November 2008, 10:56 PM   #15
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No fee on the wife
Stop it guys... LMAO!!!
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Old 1 November 2008, 10:58 PM   #16
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I'll give you my Rolex,my truck AND my house for one of them!!!!!!!!
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Old 9 August 2009, 06:06 AM   #17
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Old 9 August 2009, 09:15 AM   #18
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No fee on the wife
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Old 9 August 2009, 11:08 PM   #19
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Old 11 January 2010, 09:10 PM   #20
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Old 12 January 2010, 02:00 AM   #21
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True. Too true.
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Old 12 January 2010, 02:06 AM   #22
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Old 12 January 2010, 06:00 AM   #23
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