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Old 2 November 2017, 10:59 PM   #1
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Taxi Driver

Two drunk guys and one beautiful drunk woman enter into a Taxi. The Taxi Driver knew they were all drunk so he started the engine, waited a few seconds, and then turned it off right away. He turned around and simply said to them, "We have reached your destination."

The first guy gave him money for the ride and said, "Thanks so much!"

The second guy provided a generous tip to the Taxi Driver.

The beautiful women gave the Taxi driver a dirty look and slapped him across the face leaving a noticeable red mark on his cheek and said, "How dare you!"

The Taxi Driver was shocked thinking that the drunk woman knew what he did so he asked her, "What was that for ma'am?" To which the woman replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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