Demo

[rolex75216]

A successful and hard working man brings his long time best friend home to show him his watch collection and provide a nice and relaxing dinner ... unannounced at 7:30 p.m. after a long day of honest labor.

His wife immediately begins screaming and shouting at him in a very aggressive tone. His friend sits there quietly, listens, and watches the situation unfold for what seems like over 30 minutes of constant yelling and screaming back and forth. He appears to be somewhat frightened and has developed a migraine headache from the loudness of their voices.

The Wife rants, "My hair and makeup are not done and I look like crap, our house is a freaking mess because you don't know how to pick up after your damn self, the trash needs to be taken out and is stinking up the house, our pets haven't been fed and need to be taken outside, the kids are not studying like they are suppose to, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking dinner tonight! Why the #@&% did you bring this guy home!?"

The Husband replies, "He's thinking of getting married and I promised to show him a Demo!"