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JohnBaker3 · 1 February 2018, 11:29 PM

A woman with a very sick daughter hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.
Then she found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground, looked at it and said:

"I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to
send her some HELP.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a
bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.
He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my
daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, " Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a
minute the car was open.

She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You, God, for
sending me such a very nice man."

The man heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice
man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car
theft."

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"

Is GOD Great or What?

MonBK · 1 February 2018, 11:32 PM

Haha..:)

Hairdude1 · 2 February 2018, 02:18 AM

BNA/LION · 2 February 2018, 03:23 AM

cop414 · 2 February 2018, 05:50 AM

Dr. Robert · 3 February 2018, 02:13 AM

KenNethcole · 3 February 2018, 07:29 AM

swatty · 3 February 2018, 05:30 PM

CPRWATCH · 3 February 2018, 06:03 PM

Very good

Contused · 3 February 2018, 10:15 PM

Allanmodel · 4 February 2018, 06:40 PM

JohnBaker3 · 24 February 2018, 01:48 AM

First time I heard this one, I thought that she sounded like Sheldon Cooper's mother (Big Bang Theory)....

jatco · 24 February 2018, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

x2 and more...

spndx · 28 February 2018, 01:31 PM

Lmao

nice read

1 February 2018, 11:29 PM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	God Acts In Mysterious Ways A woman with a very sick daughter hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. Then she found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground, looked at it and said: "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said, " Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man." The man heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!" Is GOD Great or What? __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	First time I heard this one, I thought that she sounded like Sheldon Cooper's mother (Big Bang Theory).... __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

28 February 2018, 01:31 PM	#14
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