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Swiss Mad! · 24 February 2018, 10:39 PM

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

The Aussie said "One."

The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

"£101 237.64" The Aussie replied.

The manager choked and exclaimed £101 237.64? What the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".

The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?".

"No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing.""

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Iflylo · 24 February 2018, 11:48 PM

Hahahahahaha

Dr. Robert · 25 February 2018, 01:39 AM

superstarmar · 25 February 2018, 01:42 AM

Excellent...

Fabrice M · 25 February 2018, 02:05 AM

On do f the best joke I read in a long time.

MonBK · 25 February 2018, 03:21 AM

Haha..:)

machob55 · 26 February 2018, 12:13 PM

Hehehe....

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swatty · 26 February 2018, 06:29 PM

This one always brings a chuckle

htbilgic · 27 February 2018, 09:03 AM

Oldie but Goldie :)

Hairdude1 · 27 February 2018, 01:10 PM

trudin · 28 February 2018, 12:32 AM

Funny one, mate!

JohnBaker3 · 28 February 2018, 04:46 AM

spndx · 3 March 2018, 01:18 AM

hehehehe nice one!!

Yuri.Popov · 3 March 2018, 01:35 AM

Hilarious! Very assertive and problem solving skills.

24 February 2018, 10:39 PM	#1
Swiss Mad! "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Real Name: Max Location: UK Watch: Various Posts: 3,727	The Young Salesman A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£101 237.64" The Aussie replied. The manager choked and exclaimed £101 237.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?". "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing."" Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk __________________ instagram: max.parkin

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