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Old 11 April 2018, 09:29 PM   #1
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Embarrasing Drunk

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.
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Old 11 April 2018, 09:32 PM   #2
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Haha..:)
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Old 11 April 2018, 10:18 PM   #3
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Now that's funny!
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Old 12 April 2018, 07:12 AM   #4
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Old 12 April 2018, 07:19 AM   #5
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Old 12 April 2018, 08:54 AM   #6
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hahaaa
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Old 12 April 2018, 01:16 PM   #7
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Old 14 April 2018, 04:06 AM   #9
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Old 14 April 2018, 06:41 AM   #10
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lmao. hysterical.
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Old 19 April 2018, 05:38 PM   #11
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Daddy-O!
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Old 19 April 2018, 09:20 PM   #12
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Old 14 May 2018, 04:44 AM   #13
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Old 22 May 2018, 09:09 AM   #14
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Old 22 May 2018, 01:05 PM   #15
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Old 26 May 2018, 12:46 PM   #16
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Old 12 September 2018, 06:09 AM   #17
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Pick Up Lines

Guy walks up to a gal and attempts to use a Pick up line:

So..can I ask you? Do you like Pizza or do you wanna have Sex?

Gal: Looks at the guy and slaps him silly at which point the guy replies.."Guess you don't like Pizza"!
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Old 13 September 2018, 06:08 AM   #18
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Old 20 September 2018, 01:57 AM   #19
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