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Old 8 December 2008, 11:04 PM   #1
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Difficulty While Drinking

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. No, I think I've had enough to drink.

3. Sorry, but I'm not going to show you my thong.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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Old 9 December 2008, 02:31 AM   #2
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Old 9 December 2008, 02:41 AM   #3
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That's hilarious!!!
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Old 9 December 2008, 02:55 AM   #4
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I thought saying some of those were difficult even when I am sobre :)
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Lol!
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Old 9 December 2008, 05:31 AM   #6
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