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RustyGnutts · 5 June 2018, 05:07 AM

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center

After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was
time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist!

Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a
trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"
said Claude.

The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew,
from his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and
chain.

"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding
the watch high for all to see.

"It’s a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family
for six generations," said Claude.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch --- watch the watch ---- watch the watch"

The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.

The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming
surfaces.

A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the
gently swaying watch.

They were all hypnotized.

And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!

The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.

"SHIT," shouted Claude.

It took them three days to completely clean up the Senior Citizens
Center and Claude was never invited back again...

Hairdude1 · 7 June 2018, 03:47 AM

machob55 · 7 June 2018, 01:32 PM

Hysterical....

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cop414 · 8 June 2018, 09:42 AM

antbkny · 8 June 2018, 10:34 AM

Haaaaa

Al1969 · 9 June 2018, 12:22 PM

shawndww · 9 June 2018, 12:38 PM

That is funny :)

ancientmariner · 9 June 2018, 04:35 PM

swatty · 9 June 2018, 05:35 PM

5 June 2018, 05:07 AM	#1
RustyGnutts "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Texas Watch: Tudor OysterDate Posts: 30	"Sr Citizens" watch *It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center* After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time," said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew, from his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It’s a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations," said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch --- watch the watch ---- watch the watch" The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were all hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!! The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact. "SHIT," shouted Claude. It took them three days to completely clean up the Senior Citizens Center and Claude was never invited back again...

7 June 2018, 03:47 AM	#2
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