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Old 28 June 2018, 07:14 PM   #1
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Man offers woman a drink

A Man offers a drink to a woman at a party.

Woman: No thanks, whisky is bad for my legs.

Man: Legs ? Thats strange, do they pain or swell ?

Woman: No, they spread .
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Old 29 June 2018, 12:54 AM   #2
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a country-western song from a few years back...

http://YouTube.com/watch?v=i3HM25EnxFc


Joe Nichols -Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, My only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missin' half the things she's bought
Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

(Chorus)
She'll start with kickin' out of her shoes
Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Chorus

She don't mean nothing - she's just havin fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off (x2)

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Old 2 July 2018, 02:51 PM   #3
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