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19 July 2018, 07:57 AM | #1 |
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I’ve just given birth! I’m gong to name it “Jocke”
What a blessed day, I’m now a father. It’s.. it’s a little emotional for me...
My Divererticlitis was feeling better, but I also have chronic prostitus, and when I’m sick, it flares up horribly sometimes. Yesterday, I was in tremendous pain. I was in the Urologist office a few minutes ago and he said “let’s make sure it’s not a kidney stone” (I’ve had four). So, he sends me over to x Ray. Half way there, I went in to the men’s room and... SUPRISE! Number five. Leave it to me to have TWO maladies at the same time. But I feel tons better, even my belly feels better, so, I’m on the mend Jocke, I am naming him after you... I promise I will raise him for you to be proud. Tune in for next week’s show of “Paul’s Physical Problems” Have you ever seen a man so HAPPY that he passed a kidney stone? |
19 July 2018, 08:21 AM | #2 |
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19 July 2018, 08:39 AM | #3 |
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Did they use depleted uranium in your M61A1?
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19 July 2018, 08:40 AM | #4 |
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19 July 2018, 08:41 AM | #5 |
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19 July 2018, 08:44 AM | #6 |
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Paul, mail it to Jocke
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19 July 2018, 08:46 AM | #7 |
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Glad you're better.
I've never had a kidney stone and I pray to God I never do!
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I’m happy to hear you’re back to normal Paul.
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19 July 2018, 10:31 AM | #11 |
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I've had 4 myself so yeah I understand the happiness of passing it. Glad your on the mend.
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19 July 2018, 11:27 AM | #12 |
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Wear it well. Congratulations!
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19 July 2018, 11:44 AM | #13 |
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Never had those problems hope to not have them in futuro. But glad you're feeling better, Paul.
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Congratulations on your new son! Glad you’re feeling better!!!
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Glad you're on the mend, Paul.
All these ailments must be a 'Paul Thing'. I still have a few of those whacky-ass pain killers left over if you need any
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you my friend even if I rather have stayed inside a few more days more so you could enjoyed my company a little longer. Good you found the problem.
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Any day you manage to pass a kidney stone is a very good day indeed.
Well Done Paul.
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19 July 2018, 03:00 PM | #20 |
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And here I thought you took a poop.
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Glad you're feeling better. That just sounds painful as hell!!!
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Paul, I think the stone is fake The quality of the picture is not too good!!
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19 July 2018, 04:11 PM | #24 |
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! And then fireworks
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20 July 2018, 12:37 AM | #26 |
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Yikes! A kidney stone and diverticulitis at the same time. Add an open femur fracture, and you've got the trifecta of pain. Hope you feel better quickly. I'm going to rent out your room at Casa Chitwood if you don't show up soon.
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