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Old 9 August 2018, 08:29 AM   #1
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Little Johnny's sister ... !!

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No... Salty."
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Old 9 August 2018, 09:10 AM   #2
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Old 10 August 2018, 04:42 AM   #4
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Old 15 August 2018, 11:31 PM   #5
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I have to admit I stole this joke and told it at a dinner on Monday night, everyone laughed, except the one lady that has a 6 year old daughter!! No sense of humor!!!
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Old 16 August 2018, 03:40 AM   #6
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Old 16 August 2018, 04:09 AM   #7
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I have to admit I stole this joke and told it at a dinner on Monday night, everyone laughed, except the one lady that has a 6 year old daughter!! No sense of humor!!!
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Old 16 August 2018, 09:03 PM   #8
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Old 17 August 2018, 12:46 AM   #9
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Old 17 August 2018, 02:35 AM   #10
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Didn't see that one coming. LOL!!
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