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Porsche · 27 February 2019, 10:08 AM

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.
Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

I used to date a girl with x-ray vision.
Turns out she was seeing somebody behind my back.

I used to date a girl with a glass eye.
She didn't tell me about it, it just came out in conversation.

Several reasons we broke up...
- We didn't see eye to eye on most things
- She found someone else who caught her eye.
- I couldn't turn a blind eye to her adultery.
My friends asked did we patch things up, or am I seeing other people now? I didn't think the conversation would be great, but it turned into quite a spectacle.

superstarmar · 27 February 2019, 10:09 AM

Psmith · 27 February 2019, 10:10 AM

cop414 · 27 February 2019, 12:25 PM

Jojoshop · 27 February 2019, 12:30 PM

And life goes on...

swatty · 28 February 2019, 08:31 PM

I think

Andad · 28 February 2019, 08:36 PM

You are too kind Peter.

Brew · 28 February 2019, 09:14 PM

I used to date a girl with a lying eye.
Turns out her smile was a thin disguise.

[. . . w/apologies . . . . ]

arcentaur · 28 February 2019, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brew

I used to date a girl with a lying eye.
Turns out her smile was a thin disguise.

[. . . w/apologies . . . . ]

I guess by now she has realized..

brandrea · 28 February 2019, 10:07 PM

My wife enjoys that kind of humor

27 February 2019, 10:08 AM	#1
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