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3 April 2019, 03:14 AM
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Real Name: Greg
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He said, she said
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra - you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear pants don't you? He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart. He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said... They don't have time. He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said... I don't know - it has never happened. He said... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? She said... They already have boyfriends. He said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said... A widow. He said... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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3 April 2019, 05:17 AM
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Real Name: Clive
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3 April 2019, 06:43 AM
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4 April 2019, 10:16 AM
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Freakin excellent lol
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4 April 2019, 10:45 AM
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5 April 2019, 01:55 AM
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Ahaha
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