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figbo · 8 February 2009, 12:50 AM

> > A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
> >hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
> >extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
> >the Sergeant Major for conversation.
> >
> > 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
> >Is something bothering you?'
> >
&g t; > 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
> >
> > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It
> >looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
> >
> > 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
> >
> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> >'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
> >
> > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally
> >the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
> >way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
> >
> > ' 1955, ma'am m.'
> >
> > 'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> >everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!' She took his hand
> >and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several
> >times.
> >
> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> >said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!'
> >
> > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice,
> > 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

B Square · 8 February 2009, 12:53 AM

SLS · 8 February 2009, 06:28 AM

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yannis · 8 February 2009, 10:06 PM

Rolexitis · 9 February 2009, 01:28 AM

JJ Irani · 9 February 2009, 02:43 AM

TSW · 27 July 2011, 04:44 PM

Excellent!!!

johnbeth · 27 July 2011, 08:09 PM

Art 1 · 27 July 2011, 08:10 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:24 AM

pz93c · 28 July 2011, 02:26 AM

Now that's funny.

Iron Dealer 1 · 28 July 2011, 02:33 AM

Always a Good One!

johng · 3 August 2011, 07:47 AM

A little 75 year old Grandma finds herself in the local biker bar and is impressed with what she sees. She walks up to the chapter president and announces that she wants to join the club. The president, in an attempt to humor the old girl, askers her if she drinks. She replies that for the past 50 years she has drunk a fifth of whiskey every day and a 12 pack of beer. Somewhat dubious about her claim he then asks her if she smokes. To this she replies "If you can light it I've smoked it, and not just tobacco!" Figuring that it's about time to put an end to the old girls nonsense he asks her "Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" Granny gets a puzzled look on her face, thinks for a minute or two and replies "No I can't say that I have......but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

8 February 2009, 12:50 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Subject: FW: No Sex Since 1955 > > A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event > >hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of > >extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached > >the Sergeant Major for conversation. > > > > 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. > >Is something bothering you?' > > &g t; > 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.' > > > > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It > >looks like you have seen a lot of action.' > > > > 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.' > > > > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, > >'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.' > > > > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally > >the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong > >way, but when is the last time you had sex?' > > > > ' 1955, ma'am m.' > > > > 'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking > >everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!' She took his hand > >and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several > >times. > > > > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and > >said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!' > > > > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, > > 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

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johng Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Minot ND Posts: 227	Scooter Trash Grandma A little 75 year old Grandma finds herself in the local biker bar and is impressed with what she sees. She walks up to the chapter president and announces that she wants to join the club. The president, in an attempt to humor the old girl, askers her if she drinks. She replies that for the past 50 years she has drunk a fifth of whiskey every day and a 12 pack of beer. Somewhat dubious about her claim he then asks her if she smokes. To this she replies "If you can light it I've smoked it, and not just tobacco!" Figuring that it's about time to put an end to the old girls nonsense he asks her "Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" Granny gets a puzzled look on her face, thinks for a minute or two and replies "No I can't say that I have......but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

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