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ohsixx · 9 February 2009, 12:14 AM

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before... but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she said. 'I feel like sh!t.'

Mosco · 9 February 2009, 01:02 AM

Rolexitis · 9 February 2009, 01:27 AM

yannis · 9 February 2009, 01:30 AM

JJ Irani · 9 February 2009, 02:40 AM

Rockrolex · 9 February 2009, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jj irani

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figbo · 9 February 2009, 09:37 AM

swatty · 9 February 2009, 04:42 PM

alohanakoni · 10 February 2009, 08:01 AM

enjoyed this one! great one mark.

onkyo · 10 February 2009, 10:22 AM

vapalux · 11 February 2009, 04:54 AM

Si

TSW · 27 July 2011, 04:26 PM

johnbeth · 27 July 2011, 08:05 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:19 AM

Skip Greenwade · 29 July 2011, 08:20 PM

Proper captilization and punctuation can mean actually the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off his horse and helping your uncle jack off his horse...be careful out there, boys & girls!

swatty · 29 July 2011, 08:27 PM

2nd time around its still funny

mtrunner · 29 July 2011, 10:55 PM

Route 66 · 30 July 2011, 12:28 AM

Art 1 · 30 July 2011, 06:26 AM

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ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	Why Sentence Structure Is Important! The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before... but I have to lay you or Jack off.' 'Could you jack off?' she said. 'I feel like sh!t.' __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

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