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Jocke · 17 May 2019, 04:32 AM

I am absolutely convinced that he had been addressed COLONel Dragos.

Art 1 · 17 May 2019, 04:44 AM

Lol

Naples09 · 17 May 2019, 04:47 AM

This might be the best one yet!

TheVTCGuy · 17 May 2019, 04:52 AM

Jocke! Here I am, sitting in my hospital bed, doing OK. Just did a walk around the floor, no pain meds needed since early this morning, all my tests came back normal this morning and everything is functioning very well. I might get to go home this afternoon!!! Which is the absolute record for a colon resection surgery, hell I was on the table less then 48 hours ago! Anyway I’m feeling good under the circumstances, and think: “Let’s check my phone and see what’s going on TRF”

Silly silly me. Here is another Jocke thread... about my colon. Sigh...

I have your address Jocke! I am sending you the nine inches of colon they removed!!!!! Hope you like it!!!!!

AzPaul · 17 May 2019, 04:54 AM

He does love the smell of napalm in the morning

tritium8 · 17 May 2019, 04:57 AM

You guys are out of hand.... Mostly, jocke.

Keep 'em coming!

SearChart · 17 May 2019, 04:58 AM

Retired or not, there's not a lot of people in the world who can say they are/were a fighter pilot, and that is pretty fkn cool!

TheVTCGuy · 17 May 2019, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SearChart

Retired or not, there's not a lot of people in the world who can say they are/were a fighter pilot, and that is pretty fkn cool!

Thank you Bas

When I was young and my colon nine inches longer

SearChart · 17 May 2019, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Thank you Bas

When I was young and my colon nine inches longer

Do you still fly any type of plane these days?

Blansky · 17 May 2019, 05:36 AM

I'm blaming your colon issues on too much g force from hot rodding around the skies.

TheVTCGuy · 17 May 2019, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SearChart

Do you still fly any type of plane these days?

I do, sometimes for fun some for work. I had the opportunity to fly the cirrus jet last month, pretty cool.

TheVTCGuy · 17 May 2019, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Blansky

I'm blaming your colon issues on too much g force from hot rodding around the skies.

You might be right, because I can’t figure out how the hell this happened to someone that takes such good care of themself.

TheVTCGuy · 17 May 2019, 05:40 AM

BTW Jocke, the surgeon said she took 12 inches of colon, not nine. It’s coming to you in the mail buddy!!!

Rolex addict · 17 May 2019, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

You might be right, because I can’t figure out how the hell this happened to someone that takes such good care of themself.

Sometimes, it's just genetics. One of my buddies from elementary school has always been into fitness, weightlifting, etc. His family has a history of heart issues. Just a few weeks ago, he had a heart attack. I'm sure if he had poor eating habits and didn't exercise, the heart issue would have popped up sooner. Sometimes, the cards are just stacked against us and it sucks.

TheVTCGuy · 17 May 2019, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rolex addict

Sometimes, it's just genetics. One of my buddies from elementary school has always been into fitness, weightlifting, etc. His family has a history of heart issues. Just a few weeks ago, he had a heart attack. I'm sure if he had poor eating habits and didn't exercise, the heart issue would have popped up sooner. Sometimes, the cards are just stacked against us and it sucks.

Wow, I hope your friend recovers quickly, if he took good care of himself I am sure he will. And you’re right, sometimes it’s just in the cards and nothing we did or can do changes it. I am one foot shorter in colon now, just get on with life.

Snow-Dweller · 17 May 2019, 06:02 AM

Get in there Paul. 12” less colon is 12” less problems way in the future.

Rolex addict · 17 May 2019, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Wow, I hope your friend recovers quickly, if he took good care of himself I am sure he will. And you’re right, sometimes it’s just in the cards and nothing we did or can do changes it. I am one foot shorter in colon now, just get on with life.

You'll be fine. My Mom had the same thing done when she was fighting cancer. Plus all the issues with her kidneys, lungs, and everything else. After the surgery, she healed fine and didn't have any issues related to that again despite all her other health problems. You're going to come through this like a champ!!

Boothroyd · 17 May 2019, 06:34 AM

I love it, Jocke! You are the most sympathetic soul. LOL!

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TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	Jocke! Here I am, sitting in my hospital bed, doing OK. Just did a walk around the floor, no pain meds needed since early this morning, all my tests came back normal this morning and everything is functioning very well. I might get to go home this afternoon!!! Which is the absolute record for a colon resection surgery, hell I was on the table less then 48 hours ago! Anyway I’m feeling good under the circumstances, and think: “Let’s check my phone and see what’s going on TRF” Silly silly me. Here is another Jocke thread... about my colon. Sigh... I have your address Jocke! I am sending you the nine inches of colon they removed!!!!! Hope you like it!!!!!

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