Lulu And Grandma.

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Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One
day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and
made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked,
"Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her
grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out
free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully
nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she
proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line
asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to
grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at
your age? How do you do it old girl?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy,
dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
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