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padi56 · 16 February 2009, 09:41 PM

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learnt that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU HIT IN WITH A HAMMER?"

JJ Irani · 17 February 2009, 02:32 AM

coddger · 17 February 2009, 04:08 AM

oldie but goodie

SLS · 17 February 2009, 09:57 AM

swatty · 17 February 2009, 06:50 PM

bballchamp · 18 February 2009, 06:41 AM

limbo · 18 February 2009, 08:07 AM

Rolexitis · 18 February 2009, 08:11 AM

Carolina · 18 February 2009, 08:45 AM

Oh, how I love being a woman...

However, after giving birth two times with a multitude of people looking on, Tampons no longer embarrass me!

Lion · 23 February 2009, 09:54 AM

Ouch, I bet that hurts!!!

bodybump · 23 February 2009, 02:23 PM

alphamale2012 · 23 February 2009, 02:44 PM

Latrodectus · 24 February 2009, 02:46 AM

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:18 AM

16 February 2009, 09:41 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	At The Discount Store. A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learnt that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU HIT IN WITH A HAMMER?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 February 2009, 02:32 AM	#2
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17 February 2009, 04:08 AM	#3
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17 February 2009, 09:57 AM	#4
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18 February 2009, 08:45 AM	#9
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	Oh, how I love being a woman... However, after giving birth two times with a multitude of people looking on, Tampons no longer embarrass me! __________________ . .Member #5380 .

23 February 2009, 09:54 AM	#10
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Ouch, I bet that hurts!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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