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Old 19 February 2009, 03:06 AM   #1
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A Kiwi Named JJ Wet Dream.

They met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those unfortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. They lay there both naked, he knew he had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, he moved to a position of dominance. he could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at his approaching organ. he moved slowly at first, inch by inch until he was finally inside her.

Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

Although inexperienced she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time he withdrew to prevent himself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened toward the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all he could do to hold out any longer. Finally the moment we had been building up-to was upon us and passed all to quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. He kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked his inner ear then whispered, BAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAA and rejoined the flock.
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Old 19 February 2009, 03:09 AM   #2
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Looks like you're back to your old tricks, ya tosser!!
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Old 19 February 2009, 08:20 AM   #3
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nice one Paul!



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Old 19 February 2009, 08:36 AM   #4
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Old 19 February 2009, 08:40 AM   #5
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Old 19 February 2009, 07:24 PM   #6
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