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JohnBaker3 · 24 August 2019, 04:15 AM

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

RLX_NY · 24 August 2019, 05:51 AM

nice one

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bdex75 · 27 August 2019, 10:58 PM

Ha!!

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Swashplate · 23 September 2019, 07:04 AM

Brilliant!

trippinjimmy · 23 September 2019, 07:32 AM

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junamuan · 23 September 2019, 07:42 AM

Awesome!

Xamy · 23 September 2019, 07:43 AM

Hahahaha

KBM · 27 September 2019, 07:41 AM

Caynuck · 27 September 2019, 07:47 AM

Working4better · 27 September 2019, 10:41 AM

Lol

pusherv · 27 September 2019, 08:46 PM

LoL!

Numby · 25 November 2019, 02:17 PM

Lmao!

danielpuerto1099 · 22 January 2020, 11:05 AM

Xd

Pantheon · 23 January 2020, 01:42 PM

note to self. Don't sleep with the wife of a physician or pharmacist

scarlet knight · 24 January 2020, 01:53 AM

Good one!

Point break · 26 January 2020, 06:30 AM

Cyclops888 · 28 January 2020, 06:15 AM

Good one!

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schoolboy · 31 January 2020, 01:53 PM

Crazy haha

zorinindustries · 31 January 2020, 02:12 PM

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edyu · 7 February 2020, 02:42 AM

Nice one. Thanks for the morning remedy.

RHIII · 7 February 2020, 02:43 AM

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SpeakWithMichael · 7 February 2020, 02:59 AM

Ha!!!!

Lasheni · 3 March 2020, 04:38 PM

This is really funny

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