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Brunotheboxer · 7 March 2009, 06:56 AM

So there was this kid, he was in the 6th grade, and started doing poorly in school. Desparate, his dad offers to buy him anything he wants, as long as he gets good grades. The kid figures, ok. So he gets straight As that year. The father Honours his word, and offers to buy him whatever he wants. The son says, he wants 1 pink ping pong ball. Kind of a strange request ponders the father, but regardless, he gets it for him.

In 7th grade, the Father offers his son the exact same deal, get good grades, and anything you want is yours (his dad is super wealthy, think Bill Gates). So the son gets straight A's again. Again the father asks him what he would like. This time, the kid wants 2 pink ping pong balls. At this point the father is a bit wierded out, but whatever, as long as the kid is succeeding.

Same deal in the 8th grade. As long as he has good grades, he gets whatever he wants. And again the kid gets straight A's. And once again the father informs him that he will get him ANYTHIGN he wants, anything in the world. The kid requests, a pack (containing 3) pink ping pong balls. Somewhat distraught by this request but nevertheless, the father gets his son what he wants.

High school comes around, the father figures, his son will be exposed to more people now, maybe his hormones will be raging, and he might take interest in girls etc. 9th grade, kid gets straight A's, and again the father offers him ANYTHING at all. The kid asks for 2 packs of 3 pink ping pong balls each. At this point the dad is thinking his son is out of his fucking mind, but if all the kid wants are pink ping pong balls, then wtf, its cheap. So he gets it for him.

10th grade, same deal. Kid gets straight A's, and again the father asks his son what he wants as a reward. This time he begs his son, telling him he will get him ANYTHING at ALL, just no more pink ping pong balls, the son asks for a garbage bag of pink ping pong balls. But what can he do? He promised him anything he wanted, and this is what he wants, so he got it for him.

11th Grade. Again the kid gets straight A's, and AGAIN the father offers him anything he wants as reward, and this time the kid asks for 2 garbage bags full of pink ping pong balls. The father gets it for him, not much he can do, at least its keeping him motivated.

12th Grade, again same thing, straight A student, graduating Valedictorian, father offers him anything in the world, and the kid asks, for a garbage truck full of pink ping pong balls.

So the kid goes off to med school. On his first year there, he got aids and died.

figbo · 7 March 2009, 07:03 AM

:cry ing:

hbbfam · 7 March 2009, 07:50 AM

I feel secure enough after a couple of years on this forum to admit that I have no idea what this means. Would some other secure forum member please explain.

The GMT Master · 7 March 2009, 09:05 AM

Lost me there

bballchamp · 7 March 2009, 09:27 AM

.....................

cant seem to get it. at all.

baldyspoon · 7 March 2009, 09:57 AM

Lost me

MrRetep · 7 March 2009, 10:08 AM

Im pretty sure i missed the point

Someone care to explain it?

JJ Irani · 7 March 2009, 01:20 PM

What the hell was all that about, Bruno?

Carolina · 7 March 2009, 01:36 PM

I read it twice, and add me to the chorus of "huh?"

Perhaps you skipped a part?

onkyo · 7 March 2009, 03:25 PM

bodybump · 7 March 2009, 04:00 PM

again again please

bruno stop taking whatever your taking....

scottschoe · 7 March 2009, 04:09 PM

I think it's supposed to end a bit differently...

The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room.

Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls, the father requested.

The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.

`I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.

`I- I-'

Then he died.

Lisa · 7 March 2009, 04:42 PM

Hmmm... i need more 'splaining on that one. Besides, you can't go to medical school right out of 12th grade (not that that has anything to do with things...)

MrRetep · 7 March 2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottschoe

I think it's supposed to end a bit differently...

The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room.

Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls, the father requested.

The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.

`I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.

`I- I-'

Then he died.

Yep im still completely lost

Brunotheboxer · 7 March 2009, 11:15 PM

You people really don't get it? Maybe try rereading it. I'm pretty sure that one of you did get it.

Mosco · 8 March 2009, 02:00 AM

Ummmm... not a clue.

Lisa · 8 March 2009, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

You people really don't get it? Maybe try rereading it. I'm pretty sure that one of you did get it.

I must think really slow.... I can't draw any conclusions, Bruno. Can you spell it out for me?

Could it be that the punch line has nothing to do with the story leading up to things? Is that funny?

Brunotheboxer · 8 March 2009, 02:21 AM

I really don't want to ruin it for others who have yet to read it.

Lisa · 8 March 2009, 02:46 AM

I give up. I'll check back later to see if all has been revealed...

Mosco · 8 March 2009, 03:23 AM

Bruno - I know others are telling you to stop taking whatever it is, but can you send me some?

Starwalker · 8 March 2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jj irani

What the hell was all that about, bruno?

x2!

swatty · 8 March 2009, 08:50 AM

Strange Bruno, I don't get it either

baldyspoon · 8 March 2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrRetep

Yep im still completely lost

x2

figbo · 8 March 2009, 11:19 AM

I'm sending my gumbas after you Bruno,ooohh,I get it!April fool,no,still march,dang!

Bisquitlips · 8 March 2009, 01:18 PM

Brunotheboxer · 8 March 2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

I'm sending my gumbas after you Bruno,ooohh,I get it!April fool,no,still march,dang!

Gumbas lmfao big time... It's Goombahs..... Well it's about time that someone figured it out. I appologize to everyone but it was fun while it lasted. Please don't hate the player hate the game..

figbo · 8 March 2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

Gumbas lmfao big time... It's Goombahs..... Well it's about time that someone figured it out. I appologize to everyone but it was fun while it lasted. Please don't hate the player hate the game..

Bruno,goombah is the way you pronounce it,but it's gumba the way you spell it,capisci?
Who figured it out?

Lisa · 8 March 2009, 02:31 PM

Well, I'm sorry to be so dense but I still don't know what you're talking about! This explanation doesn't help at all.

MrRetep · 8 March 2009, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Well, I'm sorry to be so dense but I still don't know what you're talking about! This explanation doesn't help at all.

x2

Timber Loftis · 8 March 2009, 05:17 PM

This joke is a "time waster" joke. The first version I heard of it was over 15 yrs. ago, and the kid wanted "green golf balls" and was a race car driver. The whole point of the joke is to make someone listen as long as possible, and then leave them with no punchline.

It works best verbally, and doesn't work at all in written form.

7 March 2009, 06:56 AM	#1
Brunotheboxer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Bruno Location: Boston/Cape Cod Watch: 16610,PAM. 111, G Posts: 7,608	A Joke Just For You. So there was this kid, he was in the 6th grade, and started doing poorly in school. Desparate, his dad offers to buy him anything he wants, as long as he gets good grades. The kid figures, ok. So he gets straight As that year. The father Honours his word, and offers to buy him whatever he wants. The son says, he wants 1 pink ping pong ball. Kind of a strange request ponders the father, but regardless, he gets it for him. In 7th grade, the Father offers his son the exact same deal, get good grades, and anything you want is yours (his dad is super wealthy, think Bill Gates). So the son gets straight A's again. Again the father asks him what he would like. This time, the kid wants 2 pink ping pong balls. At this point the father is a bit wierded out, but whatever, as long as the kid is succeeding. Same deal in the 8th grade. As long as he has good grades, he gets whatever he wants. And again the kid gets straight A's. And once again the father informs him that he will get him ANYTHIGN he wants, anything in the world. The kid requests, a pack (containing 3) pink ping pong balls. Somewhat distraught by this request but nevertheless, the father gets his son what he wants. High school comes around, the father figures, his son will be exposed to more people now, maybe his hormones will be raging, and he might take interest in girls etc. 9th grade, kid gets straight A's, and again the father offers him ANYTHING at all. The kid asks for 2 packs of 3 pink ping pong balls each. At this point the dad is thinking his son is out of his fucking mind, but if all the kid wants are pink ping pong balls, then wtf, its cheap. So he gets it for him. 10th grade, same deal. Kid gets straight A's, and again the father asks his son what he wants as a reward. This time he begs his son, telling him he will get him ANYTHING at ALL, just no more pink ping pong balls, the son asks for a garbage bag of pink ping pong balls. But what can he do? He promised him anything he wanted, and this is what he wants, so he got it for him. 11th Grade. Again the kid gets straight A's, and AGAIN the father offers him anything he wants as reward, and this time the kid asks for 2 garbage bags full of pink ping pong balls. The father gets it for him, not much he can do, at least its keeping him motivated. 12th Grade, again same thing, straight A student, graduating Valedictorian, father offers him anything in the world, and the kid asks, for a garbage truck full of pink ping pong balls. So the kid goes off to med school. On his first year there, he got aids and died.

7 March 2009, 01:20 PM	#8
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	What the hell was all that about, Bruno? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

7 March 2009, 01:36 PM	#9
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	I read it twice, and add me to the chorus of "huh?" Perhaps you skipped a part? __________________ . .Member #5380 .

7 March 2009, 04:00 PM	#11
bodybump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2024 SubLV41 Sponsor & Boutique Seller Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Oscar Location: Florida Watch: Me!!! Posts: 23,233	again again please bruno stop taking whatever your taking.... __________________

7 March 2009, 04:09 PM	#12
scottschoe "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: CA Posts: 3,295	I think it's supposed to end a bit differently... The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room. Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls, the father requested. The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter. `I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth. `I- I-' Then he died. __________________ __________________

7 March 2009, 07:03 AM	#2
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	:cry ing:

7 March 2009, 07:50 AM	#3
hbbfam "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Howard Location: Chandler, AZ Watch: Omega SMP300 Posts: 458	I feel secure enough after a couple of years on this forum to admit that I have no idea what this means. Would some other secure forum member please explain.

7 March 2009, 09:05 AM	#4
The GMT Master "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Chris Location: England Posts: 8,150	Lost me there

7 March 2009, 09:27 AM	#5
bballchamp Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Cape Canaveral Posts: 59	..................... cant seem to get it. at all.

7 March 2009, 09:57 AM	#6
baldyspoon "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: uk Watch: Rolex 114060 Posts: 725	Lost me

7 March 2009, 10:08 AM	#7
MrRetep "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Pete Location: Orange County, CA Watch: the Lakers Posts: 686	Im pretty sure i missed the point Someone care to explain it?

7 March 2009, 03:25 PM	#10
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7 March 2009, 04:42 PM	#13
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Hmmm... i need more 'splaining on that one. Besides, you can't go to medical school right out of 12th grade (not that that has anything to do with things...)

7 March 2009, 11:15 PM	#15
Brunotheboxer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Bruno Location: Boston/Cape Cod Watch: 16610,PAM. 111, G Posts: 7,608	You people really don't get it? Maybe try rereading it. I'm pretty sure that one of you did get it.

8 March 2009, 02:00 AM	#16
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Ummmm... not a clue. __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

8 March 2009, 02:21 AM	#18
Brunotheboxer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Bruno Location: Boston/Cape Cod Watch: 16610,PAM. 111, G Posts: 7,608	I really don't want to ruin it for others who have yet to read it.

8 March 2009, 02:46 AM	#19
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	I give up. I'll check back later to see if all has been revealed...

8 March 2009, 03:23 AM	#20
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Bruno - I know others are telling you to stop taking whatever it is, but can you send me some? __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

8 March 2009, 08:50 AM	#22
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Strange Bruno, I don't get it either

8 March 2009, 11:19 AM	#24
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	I'm sending my gumbas after you Bruno,ooohh,I get it!April fool,no,still march,dang!

8 March 2009, 01:18 PM	#25
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8 March 2009, 02:31 PM	#28
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Well, I'm sorry to be so dense but I still don't know what you're talking about! This explanation doesn't help at all.

8 March 2009, 05:17 PM	#30
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	This joke is a "time waster" joke. The first version I heard of it was over 15 yrs. ago, and the kid wanted "green golf balls" and was a race car driver. The whole point of the joke is to make someone listen as long as possible, and then leave them with no punchline. It works best verbally, and doesn't work at all in written form.

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