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pyromaniac2112 · 16 March 2009, 11:52 AM

After months of harassment a guy finally gives in and tells his girlfriend that he will buy her a Rolex.

They visit the AD and the guy says 'pick out any one you want darling'...

So after trying on a few styles she settles for a Rolex costing £25'000.

The guy takes out his cheque book and write out the cheque.

THe AD informs him that because it is such a large payment that he will have to wait until the funds clear before he releases the watch.

A week later the guy returns to the AD and is shouted at for having no funds available in his bank account.

The guy says 'yeah, really sorry about that, but I just wanted to come back and thank you, this last week I've had the best sex of my life'!

JJ Irani · 16 March 2009, 05:01 PM

BLACK DIAMOND · 16 March 2009, 05:06 PM

Good one

onkyo · 16 March 2009, 08:12 PM

Lol

Lion · 16 March 2009, 11:49 PM

Very good, I'll have to remember this one!!!

coddger · 17 March 2009, 06:59 AM

hflee55 · 21 March 2009, 01:06 AM

16 March 2009, 11:52 AM	#1
pyromaniac2112 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Dave Location: Norfolk - UK Watch: SS Sub Date (M) Posts: 64	Bought the girlfriend a Rolex (NSFW?) After months of harassment a guy finally gives in and tells his girlfriend that he will buy her a Rolex. They visit the AD and the guy says 'pick out any one you want darling'... So after trying on a few styles she settles for a Rolex costing £25'000. The guy takes out his cheque book and write out the cheque. THe AD informs him that because it is such a large payment that he will have to wait until the funds clear before he releases the watch. A week later the guy returns to the AD and is shouted at for having no funds available in his bank account. The guy says 'yeah, really sorry about that, but I just wanted to come back and thank you, this last week I've had the best sex of my life'!

16 March 2009, 05:01 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

16 March 2009, 11:49 PM	#5
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good, I'll have to remember this one!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

17 March 2009, 06:59 AM	#6
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	__________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

16 March 2009, 05:06 PM	#3
BLACK DIAMOND Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Jeff Location: Los Angeles Watch: Black Diamond DD Posts: 285	Good one

16 March 2009, 08:12 PM	#4
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	Lol

21 March 2009, 01:06 AM	#7
hflee55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Andy Location: Kuala Lumpur, MY Watch: Me Watching You!! Posts: 3,260

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